I ate some nasty things....?

I wanted to go on a diet, because my mom said i was a big as*ed fatty. i then started to exercise and eat less. This morning when i weighed myself, i had lost 3 lbs! But i was so hungry. I had barely eaten in days. My mom had taken every bit of food out of the house so i could get skinnier. She had put some food in the safe so i couldnt get it. I am SO hungry though, so this morning i went outside and saw a cute little snail. My tummy was grumbling and churning and i was famished! I picked it up and put it in my mouth. I chomped it slowly, cherishing every bite. It was crunchy and gooey, but delicious. Then i saw a erfly. I squished it. I swallowed it whole!i munched on rolly pollys, slugs, a lizard, a caterpillar, gr, tree bark, and much more.I was full, but my tummy really hurts and i've been peeing out puss.I cant tell my mom, she'll find out i was eating and beat me.What should i do?Please dont make funny of me.i swear everything i just said is true. I'm not joking! Help me!